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pic googled A: I have the perfect son.  B: Does he smoke?  A: No, he doesn't.  B: Does he drink whiskey?  A: No, he doesn't.  B: Does he ever come home late?  A: No, he doesn't.  B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?  A: He will be six months old next Wednesday. ________________________________________________________________________ A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."  The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"  The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."  The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"  ________________________________________________________________________ Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.  Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.  ______________...